How to NOT Slide into a Woman’s DMs

Good lort men.. I mean COME ON. I know that “sliding into DMs” is all the rage right now. Heck, I did it quite recently.

BUT THERE IS A RIGHT WAY AND A WRONG WAY TO SLIDE.

Just like if you slide feet first down a slide at a playground and you land pleasantly at the bottom vs. sliding head first and your face landing in that big pile of dog shit.

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15 Ways to Get a F***boy to Stop Talking to You

Ladies, we have all been there. You’re out at a bar with your girlfriends and some guy comes over to hit on you and buy you a drink.

Maybe you just aren’t wanting to get hit on or maybe you can already tell that you won’t like this dude in a million years. Whatever your reason, you want this dude to skedaddle.

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Well, baby muskrat, don’t fret.

I have 15 sure fire ways to make damn sure this f***boy never wants to talk to you again.

Get excited, muffins. You’re about to get a lifetime o’ knowledge from ya gurl.

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