How to NOT Slide into a Woman’s DMs

Good lort men.. I mean COME ON. I know that “sliding into DMs” is all the rage right now. Heck, I did it quite recently.

BUT THERE IS A RIGHT WAY AND A WRONG WAY TO SLIDE.

Just like if you slide feet first down a slide at a playground and you land pleasantly at the bottom vs. sliding head first and your face landing in that big pile of dog shit.

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I am Single and Ready for a Crap Load of Pringles

CAN WE TALK ABOUT BEING SINGLE?!

No, trust me. I would whole heartedly rather drown myself in chocolate covered raisins (those sneaky bastards) than tell you how alone and boyfriend-less I am. But that is exactly why I’m here: to embarrass myself in a sort of sick, twisted self-torture kinda way.

FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!

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